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This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
Keep away from fire especially when wearing
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
what are the strongest days of the week?
saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.
stop unfollowing me